This week for Movie Monday, I’m reviewing the 2016 Blair Witch movie. I am not going to bother telling you what this movie is about. Why? You may ask. Well because no one should bother wasting their time with the monstrosity. I loved the first one, the second one I overlooked. Then they had to go and add more bull on top of the pile.
There were only three things I enjoyed, and they all happened in the last 30 minutes. They made the stick figures badass for a change. They explain the stupid corner thing. We SAW the witch!!! That’s it, that’s the only thing I liked about the movie. However, if they had done all of that in the original, we would have never been subject to the two awful sequels. Please save yourself the trouble and never watch this movie.
I give this movie a 0 out of 5 stars.